jesus balls 

a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)

Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!

jesus balls by chris_2191 January 30, 2008

Jesus balls 

Two spheres with a close gap between them, mounted at the base of the tower of a broadcast AM transmitter.

One ball is connected to the tower, the other one to earth ground.
In case of lighting, an electrical arc forms across the gap, routing the lightning to earth and saving the transmitter equipment.
Called "Jesus Balls" because if you touch them "you see Jesus" (i.e.: you can die).

If you don't want to see Jesus today, stay away from the "Jesus balls" over there.

Jesus balls by DavideAndrea August 1, 2013

Holy Jesus Balls 

Saying something with excitement or being surprised!

Guy:Hey did you see that baby do a back flip
You: Holy jesus balls no way!

Holy Jesus Balls by Swag Wolf May 11, 2016

jesus christ monkey balls 

term used by officer harris of south park

jesus christ monkey balls that man isnt black, i cant believe i almost framed an innocent rich guy who isnt black!

jesus christ monkey balls by tj tomorrow March 7, 2007

Jesus christ monkey balls 

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.

Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!

Jesus christ monkey balls by Nick Durp April 29, 2008

balls of jesus 

The Best Balls in the Land.

did you see Jesus's balls when he was nailed to the cross. man oh man they look tasty. Like the Balls of Jesus.

balls of jesus by Suck Meoff August 19, 2006

Jess Ball 

Blonde with blue eyes. Known to many as barbie (perfect). Has had to go through many experiences but always manages to come through happy and jolly. She has an amazing figure and is known too all the lads and even some girls as 'fit' or 'bang tidy'.

thomas: you seen that Jess Ball
me: no why
thomas: shes bang tidy!

Jess Ball by rukegbaigbulg November 30, 2011