Jersey day

wake up, go work out, tan, dry cleaners, go home, have t- shirt time, get wasted at a club, and to end things bring a girl home unless she is a grenade and smash her.

Me and my friend had a jersey day it was awesome.

Jersey day by partyboy1515 October 24, 2010

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Jersey day 9/16/19

Put this on your Snapchat story and who ever screenshots it get your jersey

Jersey day 9/16/19

Jersey day 9/16/19 by Dick cock jerry September 15, 2019

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national give a girl you jersey day

September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey

it’s national give a girl you jersey day

national give a girl you jersey day by takenbacon17 September 24, 2021

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Jerseday

Formally known as Thursday but now changed to Jerseday because of Jersey shore rockin' everyone's TV every Jerseday

Are you going to be here next Jerseday ?

Jerseday by Jersey Girl122 March 27, 2011

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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