The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
{Ding-Dong}
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
by Cat Narsh April 26, 2011
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Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.
Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you
by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023
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A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)
DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)
by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018
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