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jealous girlfriend 

When you have a jealous girlfriend it is because of one or both of these two reasons.

One: she knows how amazing the person she has is and she doesn't want to lose him because he's so damn perfect.
Two: she knows that there is a very real chance that the person she is getting jealous over is better than her in many ways.

No matter what you do when you have a jealous girlfriend you can not be mad at her for being jealous because it is not her fault. She is feeling insecure and you are not helping. Girls do not get jealous over nothing; there is a reason. she loves you and she doesn't want to lose you.
Guy-"My jealous girlfriend is over reacting over the littlest things?

Guy's friend- "Just show her there's no reason to be jealous and tell her you love her"
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Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome

Long story short, when an insecure girl overreacts and gets extremely jealous because her man is talking to another girl, even if just casual. The girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome usually does not have a whole lot of trust in her man, otherwise she wouldn't overreact so much. In some cases, a girl suffering from Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome (JGS) will freak out if another girl even looks in the general direction of her man.
Susie: "Yeah, I got on Myspace this morning and had a message from Tina who was freaking out because I exchanged comments with her boyfriend."

Chadwick: "Eh, she's just suffering from a bad case of Jealous Girlfriend Syndrome."

Jealous Of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts 

A post on a Daddy's Facebook wall that might appear innocent but it's wording portrays a troubled person with insecurities and deep-seeded jealously against the new woman in daddy's life.

The posting is meant to hurt daddy's girlfriend and cause trouble in the relationship. Usually the post will imply that daddy is still in love with her mother and that there is something going on behind the girlfriend's back.

It is a mean and passive aggressive and is a sign of someone who needs to get a life and possibly therapy and let her daddy live his own life.
Jealous of Daddy's Girlfriend Wall Posts:

"Omg I can stop cracking up listening too my parents talk on voxer there too funny. Oh Kip & Fondi what a love story."

***Kip and Fondi (or LaFonda) being "pet names" used during her parents' short, miserable marriage.***

Jealous Girlfriending 

verb.
The act of calling someone repeatedly, even though the person on the other line doesn't answer the phone.
Mike: Damn, Jenny was jealous girlfriending me the whole time I was out last night. She called my cell phone like 37 times.
Jim: I thought you were only out for like an hour?
Mike: I was! She is just crazy like that.
Jealous Girlfriending by LukeG November 3, 2007
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