\jä-,-ve,log\(n)
going number two in the morning; often a consequence of routine consumption patterns of laxatives, such as coffee, which combats torpid inactivity.
First thing I do when I get to work in the morning is vacate the restroom by releasing an aromatic javalog.

I've attempted to get my husband to switch to tea in the morning; i cant stand taking a shower after he makes a javalog.
by horsewhistle June 5, 2007
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An Offensive word used to discriminate White persons.
YOU JAVALOGE!!!!!

Go back to England with all the JAVALOGES!!!
by marieh. December 2, 2008
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