Jastard 

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

Jastard by Mike Adams November 12, 2003

bammy jastard 

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

bammy jastard by Goodzilla April 23, 2014

jahtard 

A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.

1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."

jahtard by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

Jabtarded

When someone is convinced getting the covid 19 vaccine will keep them safe and in some cases think the vaccine itself is 100% safe.

My boss thinks getting the covid vaccine will keep him from getting covid.

He's so jabtarded.

Jabtarded by Trojanman November 28, 2021

japtard 

Japtard is a slang used to express those rough western kids who probably never went to Japan but think they are Japanese. They speak some Japanese words they picked up in games and anime and are playing Japanese games in favor of all others to be l33t. Also, if you say anything negative about Japan you commit blasphemy and you don't know what you are talking about, cuz Japan rules and its anime, games and chicks are teh bestest! Most Japtards are found on Anime boards but also on game boards from sites such as gamefaqs, as I found out I got moderated for using the word Japtard. Germlamer is fine, canadweep too, Scandiloser.. Aussie.. but Japtard... NOOOOO!!!

You with your stupid japanese hitokiriblabla nickname and cool Kanji avatar = Japtard! GTFO!!

japtard by R-typer October 17, 2006

japtard 

japtard

A stupid internet kid that uses bad Japanese to try and sound cool to their lamer friends, who are also inherently japtards.

"Kawaii!!!1"
"Stfu, japtard."

japtard by KInstink64 April 26, 2005

jantard 

Someone who is accepted at a college for the spring semester rather than the fall semester. Generally, they are inferior to the fall admits in intelligence, though there are few exceptions.

"Yo Matt, don't talk to that kid in the corner, he's one of those jantards."

"What's wrong with him?"

"He's a fuckin jantard."

jantard by Blarfff February 8, 2008