Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

by Mike Adams November 13, 2003

bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.

"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"

by Goodzilla March 16, 2014