Jancu 

Something fat, or just nasty.

That shit is jancu.
That woman big like jancu... whoa.

Jancu by FatgirlH8R November 20, 2003

jancu 

a really fat, ugly, girl who thinks her breasts are her best qualities and tries to show them off, although they are just her fat

Omg Will and I were at the mall yester day and we saw the worst jancu ever.

jancu by fattyslap88 July 24, 2008

Jankularity 

(adjective) inferior quality; The quality of serving as an undesirable model or being less than good.

I'm amazed this 3d printer would produce useful prints with so many points of jankularity.

Jankularity by MegaSkiFree March 16, 2021

Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)

It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.

Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

jance 

Jance is a smart caring woman. She knows how to make the best of life. She has a great smile and always always keeps going. She ain't a quitter she knows how to be patient and that In time things will work out. Oh and Jance loves music and poetry!

Jance I would like to dance.

SAY MY NAME..

I can be tamed.
You have a heart purer then gold

I would like to be there for you till we r old

I'm so sorry for your hurt.
I would like to do more than flirt.
I know we can make this work

Would you please call me a dork.
Jance I ask you to give us a chance.

jance by TrOlLsTrUeCoUlOrs12 November 24, 2017

JANEURYSM 

An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.

After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.

JANEURYSM by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015

jancuk 

Fuck off/you in Indonesian

Batman: Udah kau nonton film terbaru ku?
Robin: Jancuk lo! baru bikin film baru ga ngajak-ngajak

jancuk by Betman September 3, 2016