jaku 

An extremely tall, posh and deep voiced fella. Often taller then 6,2

Yo look at dat mully mushda over dere he's a right ole bloody jaku int he

jaku by Blasendat August 18, 2019

Jakub 

A really nice guy, can be really cute. nothing can change how much of a sweet guy he is and all the girls love him even tho he don't see it, can sometimes be taken but of course some might not be. most romantic person and dirty minded. As in very dirty minded. Overall don't let him go. He will be the best person in your life. And a good boyfriend. No matter what he will be by your side

friend: Have you seen your boyfriend today?
me: Of course i have Jakub came to me this morning

ps. i love you

Jakub by Alliexoxobitches December 21, 2019

jakucha 

Word "Jakucha" came from reddit forum and mean Russian guy who tried to invite some girl somewhere and get her phone number but situation turnes awkwardly and failed so here is no number for Jakucha.
Jakucha - is the nickname of user who described this story first time.

Hitting on hot girl at amusement park. Not watching where I am walking. Walk into trash can. Break phone. Girl falls over laughing. No number for Jakucha.

jakucha by kapets August 22, 2011

Jakub 

Super hot Slovakian boy. Fucks bitches every day, legend has it that Jakub spent more money on condoms than your mum on her car. Nice person, very hot, if I was gay then I'd have sex with him.

Look at jakub he's super sexy

Jakub by J_500 June 1, 2017

Jakup

Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.

Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(

Jakup by Definitely_not_Jakup March 10, 2014

Jakub 

Kind, sweet, funny, and sometimes immature. He knows what to say and how to make a girl feel good. He’s always there for his friends. Also he has more than one side to him, and once you get to know them you’ll fall in love. He always brings a smile to everyone’s face. Sometimes he embarrasses you, but most times he’s understanding. He loves to joke a lot, and make funny faces.

Girl: hey Jakub
Jakub: hey how you doing? with a funny expression on his face

Girl: fine, how about you

Jakub: better now that you’re here

Jakub by Caterer March 9, 2020

jakum 

to go jack off in a corner and cum

He hella told him to jakum the other day.

Dude did you see Rohan? He was jakum with a fish.

jakum by aknub February 5, 2008