A fat two faced dick riding knob slobber that thinks hes the shit but really has no life, no friends, and is and always will be a virgin.
I was gonna go out later with some friends...Oh wait i dont have any, i guess ill stay inside spank my monkey and do nothing just like Jake J.
by steelerfan412 January 19, 2012
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by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016
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A social media influencer who LOVES his supporters of multiple years. He would never dare to block them and his twitch mods are probably the nicest people on earth.
by alicecull3n May 20, 2021
Get the Jake johnston mug.It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘
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Get the jake johnston mug.Known to haunt the deepest darkest bowels of the earth with his immortal laughter. He can say something that is deemed to be a joke yet when repeated back to him, he will explode in laughter in what can only be described as a air raid siren from the circus. A nice guy none the less.
by thejakejonesguy October 22, 2013
Get the jake jones mug.Famous gang members from Jacksonville, Florida. Claimed the gang K4M (Kill 4 McDonalds), OTD (Obesity Till Death), and WAWG (We all want Gummy Bears).
At approximately 5'4, and 632 pounds, he's famous for being morbidly overweight and freezing up in the only "drill" he was a part of.
He was also involved in a media controversy where he was given a lifetime ban from every delivery food company after being exposed for commiting millions of dollars in refund scams across thousands of different delivery apps such as Uber Eats, Doordash, Skip The Dishes, and GrubHub.
Jake is currently persuing a rap career where he talks about murder, robbery, fake cheques, and government loan scams.
At approximately 5'4, and 632 pounds, he's famous for being morbidly overweight and freezing up in the only "drill" he was a part of.
He was also involved in a media controversy where he was given a lifetime ban from every delivery food company after being exposed for commiting millions of dollars in refund scams across thousands of different delivery apps such as Uber Eats, Doordash, Skip The Dishes, and GrubHub.
Jake is currently persuing a rap career where he talks about murder, robbery, fake cheques, and government loan scams.
by A Jacksonville Disciple March 10, 2023
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by The Real Duke March 23, 2016
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