A man controlled by unfaithful woman.
Weak values and often addicted to social media and substances.
Peters wife was unfaithful:

Hope he dosent pull a Joon Iver
by King_exe February 16, 2023
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ivers dick is really big but however does not get a lot of action, which is really sad, but true:(
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Iver is a very skinny guy, Iver uses all of hes sparetime playing a bad game called "League of Legends". That is why Iver Roald is a nerd. Many people say that ivers penis small, but i cant confirm it because no one has ever seen ivers dick because its so small. No one is going to see ivers dick because he is going to be a virgin his hole life. Ivers favorite animal is frog and his favorite ice cream is the one that is shaped like a dick because it reminds him of what he does with his brother.
"His dick is almost as small as iver roalds dick"
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On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
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On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
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A very attractive male, who has an over average sized penis, and totally not under average. How do you even messure the average penis size, how is that possible? Iver messured once and it was very over average, at least 2mm. I think...
Wow you are so perfect, you must be an Iver Johannes Hoff!
by Iver Johannes Hoff March 10, 2022
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The ultimate simp. This guy is the guy that chooses a girl over his friends 100 percent of the time

He never backs the the boys!
Person 1: Omg, he left us for a girl again
Person 2: That guy is such an Iver
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