Friend: hey look at this *shows me picture on phone* do u know what this is?
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
Me: unfortunately yes bc the Internet ruined me.
by Batgirl2001 March 9, 2015
a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 20, 2009
by noobkiller55 September 5, 2012
A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
by The Minus January 18, 2005
Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
by CSD October 9, 2004
"according to my Internetting this book is available ."
"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
"I think i might just buy it and see! Meant to be good according to my internetting."
by Imaginaryboy September 22, 2005
by wicked awesome! July 21, 2008