Chickenheads who either pay some douche bag to take half naked pictures of themselves or take them with their cell phones in a mirror and Photoshop them. These internet skanks then proceed to post them on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace and claim to be models.
"why are you half naked in your Facebook pictures and why are they all touched up?"
"oh, i'm a model"
"have you ever even beed paid to model"
"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"
"so basically your a online whore?"
"oh, i'm a model"
"have you ever even beed paid to model"
"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"
"so basically your a online whore?"
by samdirtystayout January 24, 2010
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"so, what do you do for a living?" said John
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john
by getadamnjob July 28, 2009
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Jeff: Bit of polish sir?
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.
Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
forum user: Er, no thanks.
Jeff: But you said before that you want a bit of polish, look here in this forum page I saved off you 29 years ago.
forum user: And?
Jeff: Ahahahaha, I own you.
forum user: Yes, indeed you do. Quite!
Jeff: I can twist your words and strike fear into any man on de net.
forum user: Jesus Christ. Get a life you sad cunt.
Jeff: Hahahahaha OWNED! I are internet moderator.
forum user: Righto, enough of this sad plonker. Moff to the bar.
Jeff: Hahahahahha think twice.
Hacked person: Yeah yeah, carry on you fruit cake.
by Snake breeder December 21, 2010
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Moderators usually do their job along side their everyday life and do not moderate as a full time job.
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Moderators usually do their job along side their everyday life and do not moderate as a full time job.
It's a trend to have a structure that goes Head Administrator, Administrator, Head Moderator then Moderator as staff. Owners sometimes have themselves as an owner rank above administrator.
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