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the greatest invention of man
it is impossible to find what you want from the internet...so in the end i just end up looking at good old reliable porn
young boy: mum, i need to find out about whales for my project
Boys mother: try the internet
young boy: i did but it came up with fat porn
by fuyu no kaze May 09, 2005
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An excellent creation, where you can get pretty much any information you need at the click of a mouse. But most sites (like MySpace and GameFAQs) are overrun by dumbasses, whiners, fanboys and complete assholes who will never get a life if it could save the world.
Social conversations on the internet look a bit like this:

n00b: shut up lol u r gay
Emo: omg wtf i hate you now im gonna cut myself lol

Sensible gamer: I believe the Wii will be better than the PS3 because I feel like playing in a different way this gen.
Fanboy: U FANBOY, EVRY1 NOWS PS3 IZ BETTA DAN DA WII LOL
by DudeWho'sJustABitNuts October 23, 2006
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An immensely popular plexus of information/data that can be viewed pictorally, literally (words, writing) or heard.

Because of its versatility, intangibility, and uncontrollability, the Internet grows rapidly, expanding everyday.

However, due to this growth, it has become virtually synonymous with "virus" or "porn." Despite those setbacks, the Internet can be a great device.

If careful, one can avoid the porn, and viruses it harbors.

Also, because of the Internet's versatility, it can used as an online multiplayer-playground. People from Europe can play against a person in South America, while he/she may be chatting with someone in the USA.
The Internet grew in popularity during the 1990's. It is now practically ubiquitous.
by Verdantai June 23, 2004
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A large, unregulated mass of extremely diverse content, consisting primarily of pornography, gaming websites, livejournal accounts, and those fucking annoying popup messages that won't go away on angelfire websites. In addition, the internet also plays host to several bizzare subcultures, including, but not limited to, goths, furries, otherkin, linux nerds, and conspiracy theory nutballs who all like to design their sites on the exact same formats as one another.
The Internet destroyed my faith in humanity.

The Internet is wasting way too much bandwith on crappy geocities sites.

The Internet will soon replace libraries.
by C-can October 18, 2003
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