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A vast array of wordpornography/word and advertisements.
by Cyclone March 03, 2003
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The best and worst invention mankind has ever created.
Learning, idiocy, procrastination, salvation, damnation, humor, satire, and so much more all in one little package (or several servers, whichever one you'd like to go with).
It also promotes individuals' eventual detachment from reality.
Sorry I'm not done with my homework, I was on the internet.
by ellipsisdotdotdot April 20, 2011
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A virtual place where everyone feels they have the right to force their opinions, offend, and engage in verbal barbarism between other users
MyGrammarSucks: Can I haz 2 bucks pl0x
TrollGuy6969: No
MyGrammarSucks:Whai?? :(
TrollGuy6969:Because your grammar sucks
MyGrammarSucks: fuck u man go suck a dick
*Admin 1337 ban hammers 'MyGrammarSucks' from the internet*
by NormannTheDoorman August 12, 2012
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The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.
by mojo72400 October 30, 2017
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a huge network of online information, the internet is commonly used for masturbating, venting hatred, narcissism, procrastination and general life wasting. excessive use can stunt your personality and send you blind.
what im doing right now......il never get these 3 minutes back because of this fucking internet thing
by BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh July 19, 2009
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the place were you find the a to z of porn and porn related products its the high way of fast pornographic sites that help with wanking and poking if you are a girl
Dave: hey what are you doing
John: just on the internet
Dave: nice can i see
by boom234 July 13, 2011
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A vast tundra of knowledge, now corrupted and slowly imploding on itself. Those caught on the outskirts enter a void of stupidity and insecurity. Eventually, it will completely cave in on itself, and then explode with such force, we will all be sent to an information oblivion. Random bits of intelligence will float amongst vast oceans of idiocy, and all of man kind will commit suicide in a futile effort to repent for creating such a weapon of mass destruction. God will not accept their sacrifice, and everyone will go to hell, where Satan will get pissed off at the extreme overpopulation of his facilities, and send everyone to someplace copletely unihabitable, like Utah.
The four horsemen of the apocalypse crashed my unix server. Lol internet.
by The Minus January 17, 2005
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