Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass
*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."
by Adam M. August 6, 2005
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Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt
Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...
by Cassie February 27, 2004
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On May 17th on Bungie.net, Injury day happened, small amount of parody threads they were all locked, and the authors were given a 14 day ban and a public forum ban.
How does a gun injure you?

How does a nuclear warhead injure you?

WTF IS WITH INJURY DAY!?!?!?!?!
by W1SC0NS1N May 18, 2010
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Occurs when two injuries come together to form a coalition.
Person #1: What's wrong with your arm?
Person #2: I don't know, but it hurts really bad.
Person #1: Where does it hurt?
Person #2: Can't tell if it's my elbow and/or my wrist.

Person #1: Sounds like a joint injury. You should get that looked at.
Person #2: Yeah that's probably a good idea.
by vp20 March 30, 2011
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When moderately injured during sports like snowboarding then immediately start second guessing everything you do. Symptoms include sinking stomach, and weak legs.
Dude, I jammed my wrist real bad last run and I am getting major injury fallout!
Comon man just fight through it!
by boarda March 26, 2010
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a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.
Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.
by tec-erz March 13, 2005
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The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.
Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.
by Soon 2. B. Unemployed December 31, 2011
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