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im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long
if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

im going to move different

When you’re done with everyone treating you bad and you move differently, in a good way
Im going to move differently because ain't no one treating me right no more

im going to die 

plz help me i am stuck in a car underwater
no this is not a joke i am loosing oxygen which means im going to die

im going to throw up

The phrase you say when your lunch is coming back to say hello. Also helpful to get through large crowds fast because no-one wants to see you barf
Drama girl: Oh ew I just had some bad food and IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!!
Crowd: (silently parts)
im going to throw up by Kittys meow December 11, 2013

im going to give you away 

Fans of Crouton on wattpad will know this is slang for eating someone out.
Y/N: You have hamster pube hair!
Tsukki: im going to give you away.
Y/N: Again? 😏

im going to crash 4 the night 

im going to crash 4 the night means ur probably to shit-faced drunk/stoned to do anything else but sleep
im going to crash 4 the night Alex, im way to fucked up now