ill shit 

anything you do thats ill

ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough syrup or smokin major grass.

1. smoking weed
2. indian music (zitars, drums, vocals)
3. this situation: approaching a group of friends with a box of lucky charms without saying anything and when they ask for some you deny them an walk away
4. anything illegal but really fun like:
a. drivebys (driving with the boot)
b. mailbox baseball
c. rapping about ghandi

used in a sentence as:
a separable verb:
righteous dude #1:
Dude, that shit you were doing is hella ill.
a noun
righteous dude #2:
What are you up to today?
righteous dude #2:
Sum ill shit.

ill shit by superjesus December 6, 2006

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill be dipped in shit by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

I’ll shit your pants 

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

I’ll shit your pants by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

Ill Shits 

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse

That song is the Ill Shits.

Ill Shits by Socci January 17, 2009

I'll shit 'em 

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

I'll shit 'em by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

I'll shit 

A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.

"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"

"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"

I'll shit by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009

I’ll shit in your driveway 

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

I’ll shit in your driveway by the klit klapper November 5, 2018