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anything you do thats ill

ill, not as in 'down with the flu' but ill as in short for illegitimate, or whacked out on cough syrup or smokin major grass.

1. smoking weed
2. indian music (zitars, drums, vocals)
3. this situation: approaching a group of friends with a box of lucky charms without saying anything and when they ask for some you deny them an walk away
4. anything illegal but really fun like:
a. drivebys (driving with the boot)
b. mailbox baseball
c. rapping about ghandi

used in a sentence as:
a separable verb:
righteous dude #1:
Dude, that shit you were doing is hella ill.
a noun
righteous dude #2:
What are you up to today?
righteous dude #2:
Sum ill shit.

ill shit by superjesus December 6, 2006

Words you can keep

Ill be dipped in shit

A comment said when the outcome of a situation was surprising.

Well, Ill be dipped in shit, cant believe he actually hooked up with her!

Ill be dipped in shit by jeepguy73 May 27, 2010

I’ll shit your pants

An insult meant to throw your opponent off their game. It can end an argument or leave an opening to stun them before you storm into their closet looking for a pair of pants to actually shit in.

Try me bitch. I’ll shit your pants.

I’ll shit your pants by Kate PaTaylor Swift January 18, 2021

Ill Shits

Spoken words or a rap/freestyle verse

That song is the Ill Shits.

Ill Shits by Socci January 17, 2009

I'll shit 'em

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.

The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

I'll shit 'em by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004

I'll shit

A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.

"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"

"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"

I'll shit by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

I’ll shit in your driveway by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026