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iSlave

A child worker forced to make Apple products for little or no money.

It was released in Feb 2012 that Steve Jobs encouraged the use of iSlaves.
A 12 year old Taiwanese girl who is paid roughly $12 a year to make iPhones is an iSlave.
by Biggerbean March 12, 2012
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iSlave

Someone who will instincitively purchase any product that is released which is preceeded by a small case i, regardless of cost, function or aesthetics.

It's no use trying to question why they have bought a mp3 player, computer, or phone that is at least twice its value than the identical product sitting next to it, as the iSlave is convinced the rounded corners make up for this surplus in cost.

Once an iSlave has bought the infamous iTrio consisting of the iMac, iPhone and iPod it is unfortuantely too late. Once these products break like every other product in the world, they won't be able to bring themselves to criticise it without fearing they have brought a bad name to their cult.
John: "My Apple made products have broken, but my brand loyalty is so high i'm just going to send more money to Apple while still claiming to be sticking it to the man."

Jack: "No he's becomming an iSlave! Quick John you can still be saved! Buy this MP3 player, it is the same but half the price!"

John: "No..... must...buy.... more iStuff...."
by killerroooo November 5, 2009
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iSlate

1. The next wave of personal computing from Apple.

Set to be introduced in late spring or early summer 2010, the Apple iSlate is a new tablet computer with a high-resolution touch screen and sleek black design. The device is about the size of a telephone book cover, but less than 1/2-inch thick.

The iSlate offers all the functionality of an Apple laptop (e.g., iMac Air), but in a sleek one-piece design with many new extras. The virtual keyboard is similar to the iPod "electronic keyboard," but is almost the same size as a regular physical keyboard.

Besides thousands of computer applications, the iSlate also plays movies, music and games. With optional services, it can also work as a video-conferencing device (using the built-in video camera) and a telephone. Of course, it comes with built-in WiFi access and optional 3G wireless Internet access.

The iSlate takes advantage of recent advances in super-thin flash memory, battery design, smudge-resistant coatings and thin-film transistor display technology. Essentially, the iSlate is an advanced next generation "hybrid" of the iPod Touch, iPhone and MacBook Air laptop, but with many new cool features and a stunning new user experience. It may eventually replace the standard laptop for many users.
Danny lined up 12 hours in advance to get his new Apple iSlate. Now all the girls want to date him.
by Peter Kobs January 13, 2010
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Isavella

Isavella is the coolest and the baddest bitch ever.
You: Damn she's so cool

Me: Yeah she's an Isavella
by Bit.xh November 1, 2019
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Islabella

Super annoying

Stranger:who is islabella?
Friend:Some annoying kid that’s my friend

Stranger:why are you friends with her
Friend:her name is cool
Islabella is so annoying I don’t like her
by Skygirl2374 June 8, 2019
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Ilaver

the sweetest person you’ll ever meet, he’s hot and sometimes is very critical but yeah he’s a good guy (he’s also a horny bitch)
Person1: yo do you know ilaver.
Person2: yeah he’s a good guy!
man you’re such an ilaver
by PopRcoker August 20, 2021
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isavella

a name usually for a little devil who gets into stuff and needs to be hit alot for it to get some sense knocked into them.
wha that chick is crazy! She must be an isavella
by angelox3 October 24, 2009
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