I'm 40

When you finally turn 40 and there is no mid-life crisis, no gray hairs, no gut, no kids, no baby's daddy.... I'm 40, nice.

I live at the beach with my dog, work from home, and I got 99 problems but age ain't one... I'm 40 yo!

by GlazeHer October 15, 2021

I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

by bulletface April 20, 2015