I'll eat my hat

A saying used to express how absolutely, positively certain a person is about something.
If she isn't having an affair, I'll eat my hat!
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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!
by I'mAnonymous February 05, 2008
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Then i'll eat my hat

Saying that something is (very) unlikely to happen.
If Huckabee becomes president then I'll eat my hat!
by I'mAnonymous February 05, 2008
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