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Hot Donut 

A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!
Hot Donut by BigDeff June 25, 2012
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Hot Donut 

Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"
Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!
Hot Donut by Frank a tank September 28, 2011

hot donut 

Stamping somone's forehead with your butthole; prefereably after taking a dump.
Jesus gave Wynonna a whopping Hot Donut after he took a shit last night
hot donut by chundley May 29, 2009

hot donut 

The act of coming on some bitch's chocolate starfish.
Yo nigz, my girl kept whining about no dinner in the bowl so I slapped her a hot donut.
hot donut by Hotty D January 22, 2004

Hot Powdered Donut 

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
Hot Powdered Donut by The_Funbags February 25, 2010

Hot bag of donuts 

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.
I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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