A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.
Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!
by BigDeff June 22, 2012
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Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"
Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!
by Frank a tank September 28, 2011
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Stamping somone's forehead with your butthole; prefereably after taking a dump.
Jesus gave Wynonna a whopping Hot Donut after he took a shit last night
by chundley May 29, 2009
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Yo nigz, my girl kept whining about no dinner in the bowl so I slapped her a hot donut.
by Hotty D January 23, 2004
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The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.
Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........
by The_Funbags February 25, 2010
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A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.
I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.
by Bluncle Cliff July 5, 2013
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