Hot Donut

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A hot donut occurs when you engage in anal sex with a person who has herpes.

Guy 1: Yo man, I need help! I banged this chick in the ass last weekend, and now I have a dick zit! It burns when I pee! What do I do?!

Guy 2: Uh oh. I'm sorry, man, but it sounds like you've ordered up a hot donut. You'd better call for a Valtrex prescription from Dr. Poindexter.

Guy 1: OH NO, DUDE!!!

Hot Donut by BigDeff June 25, 2012

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Hot Donut

Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"

Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!

Hot Donut by Frank a tank September 28, 2011

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hot donut

Stamping somone's forehead with your butthole; prefereably after taking a dump.

Jesus gave Wynonna a whopping Hot Donut after he took a shit last night

hot donut by chundley May 29, 2009

hot donut

The act of coming on some bitch's chocolate starfish.

Yo nigz, my girl kept whining about no dinner in the bowl so I slapped her a hot donut.

hot donut by Hotty D January 22, 2004

Hot Powdered Donut

The Hot Powdered Donut.: Take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

Seen this fat chick on Broadway, looked like a lawyer type. I asked her if she was into The Hot Powdered Donut. She replied "Excuse me?" I explained to her that I take my flaccid penis and roll it in melted butter until its fully saturated. Next, I dip it in a bowl of snow white, heavily sifted, icing sugar until its fully coated. I then contort the penis until it is shaped like a donut. From there, she would suck and lick the shaft harmonica style until I come.

She said she was more into chocolate covered donuts. My eyes twinkled and said " In that case...."........

Hot Powdered Donut by The_Funbags February 25, 2010

Hot bag of donuts

A man receiving oral stimulation on his nut sack from a woman who has an Atomic Fireball, Cinnamon Imperials, or Cinnamon Altoids in her mouth while doing so.

I got a hot bag of donuts from Loretta last night. Man that was intense.

Hot bag of donuts by Bluncle Cliff August 1, 2013

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026