Horse Paste

The material resulting from grinding up a live horse and sticking it into a tube

I just drank a whole tube of yummy horse paste, it tasted like animal cruelty

by DogPaste April 28, 2020

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.

I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.

by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021

Horse paster

Conservative American so dumb they will eat anti parasitic medicine for farm animals instead of getting a free covid vaccine shot.

The horse pasters outside the Warren rally really needed to proofread their signs.

by Redditor73 September 12, 2021

Horseposter

Horseposter means that something or someone is a imposter of a Horse.

Horseposters are mainly Gay weridos who are short.

your'e a fake Horse your'e a Horseposter

by NOt HOrseposter February 18, 2022