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pirate hooker 

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.
pirate hooker by Samson III December 28, 2005

Smelly Pirate Hooker 

Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
Smelly Pirate Hooker by shoelessloons September 20, 2010

filthy pirate hooker

A dirty woman who has sex with many many pirates
Leah is a filthy pirate hooker that love seamen
filthy pirate hooker by rl1634 January 20, 2009

Pirate Hooker Nation 

A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!
'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'

"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"

Pirate hooker 

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen
Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."
Pirate hooker by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

-A hooker in the early 1700s to late 1800s who serviced the bucaneers of ole, nowadays a common term to use towards a woman who has committed an act of betrayal or acted in a way characteristic of a dirty pirate hooker.
-Also to be used towards a woman who is a potential canidate to bone
Hey that kate girl is a real dirty pirate hooker, I wantz to bone her.
Dirty Pirate Hooker by Caspian April 4, 2005