Noun. A female who travels with a
large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in
honor of the brave women who traveled with
pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.
You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me:
Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up
hooker. Be proud of your heritage.