Big burley guy that hikes ahead of the group. It's common for other hikers to try to keep up with the Honeymoon Hiker as a goal pace, but are usually unsuccessful. Often sport a mountain beard, hiking poles, and large calf muscles.
Hey man, did you happen to see a honeymoon hiker go by here a little while ago?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?
Well, I saw one about 30 minutes ago.
Holy crap, how does he run up these mountains so fast?
by Foster Price III February 4, 2010
Get the Honeymoon Hiker mug.The term can be used as taking a honeymoon hike when the entire family is in the house and there is no where for you and your partner to go for some privacy. So taking a hike for a quickie, let it be BJ, HJ or goin for it all and havin sex against the trees or on the ground if your dirty enough for it. Its usually just a quickie but whatever.
"Babe theres no where to go for us to be alone, grandparents are nappin in your room, parents are giving a tour to your cousins and theres kids running around all over the place, lets take a honeymoon hike."
example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"
example 2.
"Where were you guys?" asked Lucy
"We went out for a hike" said Tyrone and Ami
"Theres no mountains here, its florida." said Lucy
"Honeymoon Hike" said Tyrone
"Oh"
by latin-kitten May 8, 2009
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