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honey baked 

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit
This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now
honey baked by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007
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honey baked 

Can be used as an adjective to describe someone or something that is "hard as a motherfucker."

Can be used as a verb when pursuing a goal, object, or task with great determination.

Is used in place of the word "ham" (Hard As a Motherfucker).
"That dude going honey baked on the stairmaster."

"That bitch is honey baked."

"Going honey baked on this shit."
honey baked by VanWhoa May 13, 2021

honey baked hoe

1) A fine bitch with sweet and salty personality characteristics
2)a bitch with big ole nipples like pineapple slices on a honey baked ham
3) A method used to describe a thick but still extremely attractive woman
4)A girl with a fat tender juicy ass and pineapple sized titties
Dem bitches aint fat, they some honey baked hoes
honey baked hoe by lolericlol March 26, 2008

honey baked blunt 

a blunt that is rolled, then lathered with honey with your fingers. don't overdo the honey, or else it will take a long time to cook when you put it in the oven. cooking it makes the honey harden so your not trying to smoke liquid.
Yo dude, pop a honey baked blunt in the oven. I'm ready to get STONED!

Honey Baked Hillary 

Displaying the negative traits of Hillary Clinton, including being deceptive, uncouth and generally unsavory. You do not want to be around a Honey Baked Hillary. Compare to baby back bitch. Originated in the liberal urban neighborhoods of Atlanta.
"Man, you said you were going to drive me home but ditched me to go to a McCain rally and lied about it! Stop being such a goddamn Honey Baked Hillary."

Honey Baked Ham 

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.
After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.
Honey Baked Ham by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

Honey Baked Ham 

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and MarĂ­a, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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