Homski

An offensive slur to describe homeschooled children

Damn, River is a big homski, today he made cheese sauce, in his moms kitchen, when she asked him to pick it up he said he would aftje playing d&d with fellow homskis.

by Stinky cheese lover March 28, 2020

homski

The act of a woman performing fellatio on a man's penis. It is meant to induce orgasm or ejaculation of semen from the man's genitals. It can also be a form of foreplay prior to vaginal or anal intercourse.

Other terms include, giving head, sucking cock, blowjob, going down, deep throating, tonsil tango, skull fucking, spit and swallow, etc.

Drew- "Matt is going to get a homski from Sarah tonight if he is lucky'

Kevin- "No way, I thought they were just sexting each other?"

Drew- "I am pretty sure he is going to at least get a homski off of her"

by rileyriley May 8, 2010

D-Homski

When you handle the damn business!

When you go above and beyond the norm!

Damn Deanna, was on some D-Homski shyt wit that email!

by Mrface September 5, 2008

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Hosking

Shit. To have the shits. Liquid fecal matter, often accompanied by malodorous gaseous emissions.

Hosking yeah! OR I can't come in to work today as my guts are all Hosking.

by FoxyLG June 11, 2015

Homokinesis

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.

George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."

by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

hotski

a hotski is many things, it was developed as a name for hotskeet, or a hotski is a beer, first started at a bud heavy. You can use hotski to name anything, just use the word, "hotski" in place of any word

Dawg, lets get a hotski rack.

by dy dolphin hotskeets January 11, 2009