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"Well, how many yens should I get? I'm new to this." "You'll probably need about a hoji. That's like a hundred bucks."
hoji by Andrew O. March 28, 2004
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Pronounced, Ho-Gee. Someone or something that always feels the need to rise above the situation, conversation or in just in general be to good for something.
1 We were having a conversation and Frank went straight hoji, sucked his teef, and walked away.
2. We were having a conversation and it seemed like STARS WARS was totally hoji.
Hoji by CB?!IXXI!? December 20, 2019
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Hoji Lodgie

A hotel or motel run by someone of indian or arab decent.
They've got an hourly rate at the Hoji Lodgie if you don't want me to meet your kids.
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Old Hoji 

A derogatory term, used to define someone who behaves like a child, seeks attention, doesn't take accountability for their actions and often tries to justify their actions when they are clearly wrong.
Ugh you see her, she's acting a lot like Old Hoji. It's pissing everyone off..
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Is a beautiful girl, she is loyal and a true friend. A lot of people talk shit about her but she's more beuatiful and smarter than all of the haters together. They think they take her down but only makes her stronger. She is a one of a kind, she deserves the world.
say a synonme to beautiful?
- Hojin!
Hojin by vivalla December 11, 2016
The act of stupidity.
He was being hojimo, when he started smacking himself on the head.
hojimo by 56ontheeagles September 14, 2009

hojillion 

An uncountably large quantity. Derived from the Greek word "hojo", meaning "apple on a stick."
Bill Gates made a hojillion dollars in the past minute.
hojillion by Migrant Programmer March 30, 2004
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