Someone who consecutively selects multiple players at one key position in fantasy league drafts, most often in the earlier rounds when the best players are still available. This leaves the remaining choices at that position extremely sparse for the other people participating in said draft.
In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.
The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.
The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.
In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.
The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.
The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.
Guy 3: I still don't think my receivers are good enough.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.
by Baron6489 March 12, 2011
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
A person who has mass amounts of stuff BUT who keeps the stuff in plastic totes, filing cabinets, bags Etc....like paper, crafts, fabric and such.
by mrsshelton January 3, 2011
The fat friend that always tags along with your group of "real" friends. The taco hoarder's goal is to see how much free food he can get off the other people in the group.
Tom: So... you going to finish that burrito,George?
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.
George: I haven't even taken a bite of it yet you stupid Taco Hoarder.
Tom: How about the-
George: No, you can't have the churros either.
by Jack Eds August 20, 2006
One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.
That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!
by Senior Weiner January 27, 2009
a person (or other mystical being) that has many apps on their phone or other devices such as an iPod touch, for one or more of the following reasons:
1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
1) its was a FREE app, *don't we just all love freebies!?*
2) a friend suggested it, and you wanted to be a "good friend" so didn't say no
3) it has some practical use... *whatever "practical" means to you*
4) you have no life, other than your phone, and it must be provide everything that it necessary for human survival, which does not exclude pleasures such as drinks, sex, and vibrating stimulus
5) you have seen an advertisement and heard "there's an app for that" and then downloaded it just to see what it was actually like
insertnamehere: Why do you have soooo many apps on your phone!!!!!???
deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!
insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
deletnamehere: I don't know, stop scrolling through all my pages of apps!
insertnamehere: You are ridiculous!! I can't believe you're an app hoarder!! :P
by egg7 October 22, 2010
Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.
ex:
Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?
Steve: what background?
Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!
Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?
Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?
Steve: what background?
Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!
Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?
by saywat? August 7, 2010