A person of female gender who's a poser that lacks individuality and copies someone else's traits/characteristics. One who whines incessantly and acts like a spazz which annoys people. She may also have green pimples and camel-toe. They are desperate and cling to any boy in sight who has just went through a break-up. Faux depression is very common amoung ho bisciuts.
by Wit February 20, 2005
Christina Aguilera is the biggest ho biscuit.
by soldierdude December 05, 2002
by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019
A word used to define what happens when Santa Clause shows up at a kid named Joey's house and randomly starts raping the whole crowd, yet no one does anything, because they don't want to get coal or mayonnaise for Christmas. If Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, say a football.
Be good this year, or there will be some mad man ho biscuit shit going down at Joey's Christmas party.
by The Ku Klux Klan February 22, 2009
by KW1990 September 21, 2011