Hipster paradox

The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.

Fuck you you dirty hypocritical cretin, using the hipster paradox.

Hipster paradox by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016

The Hipster Paradox 

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.

I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.

The Hipster Paradox by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011

Paradoxial Hipster 

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.

Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"

Paradoxial Hipster by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011