hersey high 

high school in arlington heights full of teachers who all "coincidentally" went to U of I... only a few can teach and a few are cool, but the rest don't really know what they're talking about.

hersey high used to be a prison at one time. the windows are 1 foot by 3 feet big and the walls are a gaudy yellow. along with doors that used to weigh about 300lbs, the school was poorly designed.(apparently, they didn't think that 2 unconnected second floors are a problem.)

hersey high by fck the police October 25, 2011

Hersey High School 

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.

Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.

Hersey High School by DJ Big Daddy January 5, 2010

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school in District 214 of the Township High School District. Its mascot is the husky and its school colors are brown, orange, and white.

Daniel Mihran Hanounikian attends John Hersey High School in Arlington Heights, Illinois.

John Hersey High School by Bart Simpson. August 5, 2019

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school that's part of Township High School District #214. It's mascot is the huskies and it's school colors are brown, orange, and white.

John Hersey High School is known for their unique school colors and was used for parts of the 2010 version of Nightmare on Elm Street.

John Hersey High School by Cobaltchick21 March 19, 2010

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍

Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Milton Hershey High School by Kathrine Hershey July 2, 2021

Hershey High School

A high school in Hershey, PA, were everybody thinks they are awesome at everything even though they are just an average high school. All the guys act like hero jocks, and all of the girls are backstabbing Daddys' girls, with the exception of the girl athletes, who are more manly than the guys at the school. The most hated school in the Mid Penn district, Hershey has a bad name due to their obnoxious fans, bickering parents and corrupt school administration. However, Hershey is remarkably good at getting their parties busted by the Derry Township Police, who are possibly the only thing worse in Hershey than the high school itself.

Did you hear about the party with Hershey High School students that got busted? Turns out somebody snitched them out again.

Hershey High School girls are so easy, a goalie from another school slept with three of them

Hershey High School by nacholover April 8, 2009

Hershey High School

Hershey High School is the shittiest school in Pennsylvania. A school filled with preppy white retards, dumbass jocks, and nerds. This school thinks they are better than every other school but they get absolutely shit on in almost every sport. Additionally, all of their parties get busted by the cops. It is no wonder they are constantly looking for beef with other schools because they are just so bored with their lives. The boys are all closeted homosexuals and almost all of the girls are sluts. If you want your kid to be a nobody and a failure, just send them to HHS! They will be greeted with the smell of badussy throughout every hallway. Come on down and you'll test HIV positive within no time!

-"Hey do you go to Hershey High School?"

-"Yeah, why?"

-"You're retarded"

Hershey High School by HersheySucksBallz December 1, 2021