by Elisee January 30, 2009
1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs
Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.
by c0ld_calculati0n April 03, 2009
Person A: "She is such a health nut, right?"
Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."
Person B: "You're just jealous of her amazing hair and skin. Maybe you should start caring for your own health."
by vierblumen January 24, 2017
A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy
by GeorgeBusch January 31, 2018
When an avid couple of mountain climbers stop for a rest, the female pours granola in her mouth and the male shoves his penis into her mouth. The result is the healthiest nut of his life.
Sammy, 'Oh jeez, I am so tired, lets take a rest.'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
Megan, 'Good idea, I will get the granola ready for The health nut.'
Sammy, 'This time can I also eat the dirty parfait?'
by Slamma_Jamma May 01, 2012
by Mr. Harold October 17, 2017
My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!
by LooneyTunerIan April 06, 2025