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A health nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her health.
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx
by Elisee January 30, 2009
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A sexual act, where instead of cumming on a girl's face, you instead throw tofu at her and scream "Health Nut" at the top of your lungs. Usually done by the vegans.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: so how was that Veg date last night?
Vegan McSoytooth: aw man it was awesome... we ate quinoa for like three hours and then I Health Nutted all over her.
Brooklyn Kalesworth: Seriously bro? The Health Nut? That's yesterday's gravy
by GeorgeBusch January 31, 2018
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1) One who spends the majority of their weekly salary on expensive, media promoted, cardboard (liquid or solid state) that tastes like shit. 2) He who LOVES veggie dogs
Azns who drink Acai at 14 dollars a week rather than buying noodles or smelly phish. Clearly a health nut.
by c0ld_calculati0n November 22, 2008
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