A school where there is zero freedom, for kids who want to go into the health profession, where AP score sheets get lost everyday (but it doesn't even matter because they don't accept AP credit). The actual size of the school is about the size of your house. At this wonderful institution there is no gym, no pool, no sports teams (except cheerleading), no bookstore, no cafeteria, and barely enough dorms for the freshman alone. That's why we mooch off of all the other schools around us.
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
The student body is 70% composed of GIRLS, and of the 30% of guys that go here, only a good third of them are cute... and that is why the girls have to march all the way to Wentworth to mooch off THEIR guys.
The school is very health conscious and so they make sure their students get 10000 shots before school starts, give out free flu vaccines occasionally for extra precaution, put weird things into our food so we "don't get food poisoning" and give out kleenex and hand sanitizer in their Welcome Back To School gift-bags! GO MCPHS!
Teacher: So where are going to college?
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
Kid: MCPHS
Teacher: What's that stand for?
Kid: *long sigh and deep breath* Massachusetts College of Pharmacy and Health Sciences!
Teacher: Oh.. that sounds nice..
by Mandarthum September 3, 2009
What Happens at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital, Stays at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital. Bayside is a place where you randomly wake up in the middle of the night getting your blood taken after a night off of 6 substances. Bitches with pink hair and Jones Bbq & Food Massage are to be found here. The minimum stay is 72 hours, so prepare to not shit for at least 3 days. By the end of your stay, you will become an absolute god at uno
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira
But hey, the cookies are gas. Shout out to Ms. Claira
“i’ve lost count on how many times i’ve been at Bayside Behavioral Health Hospital”
“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”
“Dawg, i’m craving some Bayside cookies rn.”
by suixdied September 3, 2021
A raging dumpster fire set to explode in the face of an increasingly stubborn, antagonistic, and authoritarian Congress. God bless America and may he have mercy on her soul, because the health care industry sure won't.
Johnny Poorman: Hey Franklin, have you been to Detroit recently?
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
Franklin Richguy: Actually, I just finished 'summering' in Barbados. Besides don't the hobos have American Health Care Act of 2017's on nearly every corner? To think what the neighbors would say if they ever found out I had been to the Midwest.
by JaBaTheNoob June 29, 2017
john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
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