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head box 

While playing XBOX your girlfriend or wife gives you a blow job
I was playing Halo 2 and I hey Amelia said, I need some Head Box, and you better swallow this time bitch!
head box by d-unit April 19, 2005

box head 

A Swede.
The original box heads were Swedes, and others such as Albanians or Russians are merely Johnny-come-latelys to the group.
Have you ever noticed how Swedes have heads shaped like boxes? That must be why they are called box heads.
D'oh.

I drive a boxy Volvo because I am a box head.
box head by adam_before_eve April 17, 2006

box head 

term used to describe someone from a country like russia or albaina or kosavo, also see square head
get-up box head... or 'did you see that fucking box head'
box head by aidan and barry October 25, 2003

Ashton Box Head

It’s when Ashton uses his box head an bangs it up against Nathan’s tight booty cheeks till he screams eyyhayy
Hi I’m Ashton Box Head an I accept this message.
Ashton Box Head by LoosyPoosy October 13, 2020

Box Head 

1) A rare condition where one's skull resembles a square(predominantly with a completely flat top) rather than the normal human head, which is oval shaped.This generally occurs in rednecks, due to lack of diversity in the gene pool.

2) An insult, used to mock people with the condition described in definition 1).
John: Wow Peter, I never noticed how oddly shaped your head is!

Peter: Deh

or

Gary: LOL way to trip walking up the stairs Rus, you Box Head.

Russell: Stop making fun of me, I hate you so much.
Box Head by ilovehamsters69 January 17, 2010

Adventures of Box Head

A short funny YouTube Series By Box Head
I love Adventures of Box Head! Its SO funny!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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