Hays Highschool

A Highschool filled with a bunch of Basic White Bitches, Druggies, HypeBeasts and Rednecks that like to fuck Eigth Graders. The admin are all old and pissy, and the food smells like rotten meat

“ Did i just see those rednecks pick up an eigth grader??”

“Yeah man, that hick definatly goes Hays Highschool.”

Hays Highschool by JakeThe.Beast February 28, 2019

Hays highschool

n.

1: a place of constant discontent and void of all joy.

2: a high school that country bumpkin cousin-fuckers used to rein supreme, until a tsunami of eses came and ate them all with carne asada.
3: yee yee.

Country kid with lifted Chevy and John Deer stickers all over his truck and clothes: "Boy howdy I sure do love Hays Highsc-"

Ese: *munch crunch*

Ese: "Man fuck Hays highschool"

Hays highschool by Princ. David Pierce March 29, 2019

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Hays Highschool

The school where Hailey and Izzy are the best👑

“Have y’all seen Hailey and Izzy today at Hays Highschool”
“They were looking fine as shit”

Hays Highschool by bbobbobbo April 28, 2019

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Hays Highschool Chronicler

A cool guy that knows a lot of things

Jeff:Hey hhs chronicler, you know that one guy named jerry?
Hays Highschool Chronicler:Yeah he lives at 521 West Maple Blvrd.
Jeff:woah that’s kinda creepy but thanks

Hays Highschool Chronicler by BigJoe620 November 20, 2023

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Hays High School

A school filled with yee yee mother fuckers that are gonna have a life and get there own sisters pregnant while they have there can of dip in there back pocket and go to there secret juul room to hit the juul

You go to Hays High school Ewww get away from me

Hays High School by Frenchmanfry October 22, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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