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Piece of shit car company breaks down once you leave the car salesman, can't drive over a stone without breaking everything and burning the engine out.
Haval
car salesmen: you'll love it
Me: shit,fuck,piece of goddam titty fucking, cow raping piece of fucking shit!!
HAVAL by @therealjeremyclarkson June 12, 2019
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Haval is da best
Haval by fakn fak March 23, 2017
Haval is traditionally a male name with Arabic origins. Haval means best friend and it also comes from the name Hevel/Abel from the story of Cain and Abel the son of Adam and Eve.
Hi Haval
Haval by fakn fak May 10, 2017

Hava Nagila 

An Israeli folk song that means, "Let Us Rejoice & Be Glad."

Ashton Kutcher's character, Evan, in The Butterfly Effect made a reference to this song.
Evan (Ashton): That's great, maybe I can spin my wheelchair to the techno remix of Hava Nagila until I puke.
Hava Nagila by Ardent August 31, 2004

Halalify 

To make proper or ritually pure or eat food conforming to dietary Islamic laws.
Some food industries don't halalify meat
Halalify by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012

Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal 

The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.

The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.

If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal by Lexatic September 23, 2020
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