by Nathanb6 October 16, 2019
Haukur is an imbecile that is usually called "Laukur" or "Gaukur". Haukur is the meaning of someone who has a micro penis and always low amount of cum, they're basicly weaklings who have no meaning of life. They are very bad at videogames ( "Example Minecraft, Fortnite, Roblox, GTA and many more games" ). So basicly Haukur is just someone that is bad at everything.
Greg: Holy moly Bob is a Haukur!
John: Dude he is?!
Greg: Yeah man, he can't even beat two zombies in Minecraft without full enchanted diamond armor and a sword.
John: He needs Jesus.
John: Dude he is?!
Greg: Yeah man, he can't even beat two zombies in Minecraft without full enchanted diamond armor and a sword.
John: He needs Jesus.
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