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pronounced (HOW-g) it can be used in place of a noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, or adjective. it carries a positive connotation.
"hello, care for a haug?"

"i really enjoyed hauging with you tonight mary." " me too jim, we should haug tomorrow too."


"damn, there's nothin' like haugin' on this haug." "yeah, this haug's got me feelin' alright."
by the dirty burger December 24, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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