Mr Hatch

Leading the way to success and greatness.

A man who is destined for fortune and fame in the world horse racing game.

STATS DON'T LIE

Mr Hatch has been so successful.

by Stud70 March 07, 2018

Hatchness

To be engulfed in the essence of paperwork involving Hatch

I am swamped with Hatchness today and can't go out for lunch.

by Supersport99 January 10, 2006

Hatch ass

An ass that's so gaped, everything falls out like bomb hatch doors on a plane.

Man that guy takes real fast shits, must have a real hatch ass.

by Limu emu September 03, 2020

Fuzzy hatch

A hairy pussy that is shut too tight

I could not do any thing to her with that fuzzy hatch

by Jackparker November 02, 2017

poot hatch

The posterior of an individual; anus.

After you poop, make sure you wipe your poot hatch thoroughly.

by Poot hatch December 20, 2013

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 03, 2013

Hatch a Duck

Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".

It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.

"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"

"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"

"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"

by Dangerousplay October 27, 2009