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hash mark 

Track marks left by underpants rubbing against a soiled starfish. Similar to skid marks, but lighter brown color. Almost beige. Possibly due to differences in diet from those who produce skid marks. Some studies have been done, but nothing conclusive has been published as this goes to print.
Girl, glancing at the floor- You don't have a hash mark in your boxers.
Fellow-You seem surprised.
Girl- Oh, most of the guys that come in here have them. 19 out of 20, I'd say.
Fellow, puffing out his chest- Well, then, thank you much. Is that what I smelled walked in here?
Girl-No, that's just my upper lip, from the Dirty Sanchez I had for breakfast.
Fellow- I thought you said I was your first!
Girl-Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess I must have just shit myself.
Fellow, relieved- Oh, Thank God!
hash mark by Pantaloon January 16, 2008
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hash mark 

Diagonal stripes sewn to the lower part of the sleeve of a Navy enlisted man or woman's uniform. Each stripe represents four years of service.
You can tell that guy's a lifer by all his hash marks.
hash mark by dandi May 30, 2006

Hashmark 

Nickname for a peculiar fancy boy who is dandy in every sense of the word and is a practicing Marxist. This type of life form has been recognized for accumulating the largest charm bracelet collection in this universe. Hobbies include worshipping small trinkets and inviting strangers to squat and unleash volcanic eruptions of fecal matter upon his face. Unsubstantiated claims have been made that he consumes the waste during this process, and that he considers it as important as breathing, if not more.

Source: Corky Spazler
"Hereeeee's hashmark!! I have my toilet seat with me, when I get it over my face you can let 'er rip"
Hashmark by Corky Spazler December 11, 2006
When you can’t think outside of your box
Do not try to explain the game of life if you only played between the hashmarks
Hashmarks by Spock* September 17, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026