Hand Mustard

A term for semen, used in the context of masturbation or manual intercourse.
"Awww naw gurl. You done be jerkin' me off and I skeeted a load o' hand mustard on yo grill. Sorry fo dat."
by Alex and Rob April 04, 2006
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mustard hands

When you eat a meat sandwich and your hand begin smelling like mustard and meat.
Damn bro I got mustard hands.
by Garshy June 26, 2020
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