A hand grenade is a melon flavored alcoholic beverage sold at Tropical Isles on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Marketed as the strongest drink on Bourbon Street, it is the equivalent of about 4 1/2 standard drinks
Paul drank three hand grenades and woke up the next morning in the gutter in New Orleans East with a sore anus.
by Playa N March 18, 2006
by jakrel June 23, 2005
The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
by Scotty2Hotty99 July 22, 2008
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016
A nickname for the Australian VB (Victoria Bitter) beer stubby. These bottles are shaped like hand grenades, hence the name.
by Ozzie IBBO June 21, 2010
When a session of fingering your girl starts to get a little dull, let it all end with a bang. Slip your fist inside of her vag, and without warning, extend all of your fingers as far as they can reach. The expression on her face should resemble some sort of surprise.
It was a rather uneventful night until I busted out my ammunition and let that bitch have a hand grenade.
When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
When I saw the slightest hint of boredom in her eyes, I busted out a hand grenade that would have had the vietcong shaking in their boots.
by bdams August 17, 2003
When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
by anonymous mom76 September 10, 2010