Hamster Tube 

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid

You're honestly a hamster tube

Hamster Tube by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019

Hamster-tube bangs 

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

Hamster-tube bangs by PfefferM May 15, 2014

Harrisburg hampster tube 

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

Harrisburg hampster tube by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

Hamster in the tubes 

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

Hamster in the tubes by Warkitten October 12, 2008