Half Ton 

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker

Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.

Half Ton by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

clapped out half ton 

An old piece of shit truck, AKA brennen O'connor's truck

Hick #1 -Man look at that clapped out half ton in the school parking lot.
Hick #2 -OH ! you mean O'connor's Truck

clapped out half ton by Hick #2 January 19, 2018

Dj Half Ton 

A Dj from Crackhouse Productions, Real Name Alex C. Reppin that Houston area. Known Locally for having outlandish Parties at his Mansion and also many liasons with famous actresses and Singers.

Friend 1: Man I got invited to a Party

Friend 2: Oh yeah, whos is it ?

Friend 1: Dj Half Ton, dude

Friend 2: Man, Thats awesome I love his parties, Are the playboy bunnies gonna be there again?

Dj Half Ton by Metric Ton May 21, 2009

Half-Day Tony 

A person who starts a new job and quits after only half a day. Typically goes to lunch, never to return.

"Where's the new guy? Didn't he go to lunch... like 2 hours ago?"
"Uh ohh, he's not coming back is he? Don't tell me another one's done a half-day Tony?"
"Fuck."

Half-Day Tony by Jabba T. Hutt March 27, 2016

halfton 

A fat woman, who is about 1000 pounds, so mind as well call them half a ton.

Damn, who would want to sleep with a halfton?

halfton by Beverages October 18, 2012