half dead 

someone heavy into drug use and/or who is generally worthless. adj.

"fuck that half dead motherfucker."

half dead by viciousk January 29, 2008

half dead 

What you and yo mamma are gonna be after I open up a can of whoopass on ya!

You fool! I'm gonna whup you and yo mamma half dead!

half dead by IGKYA53 December 9, 2024

Half-dead 

Synonym for roach, because it is still alive, but you TRYNA kill it.

Conrad:"Aye, that half-dead still lit?"
Jerome:"H-ell yeah, you tryna hit it?"
Conrad:"Fasho, I need that."

Half-dead by North Long Beach Nips November 13, 2009

half dead fun 

Chinglish words. When you are in the middle of a masturbation, your vibrator turns out of juice.

1.5 hours for full battery charge no more half dead fun!

half dead fun by lowsense December 8, 2017

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid 

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Dead and a half 

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

Dead and a half by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

halfdead 

scene whore

2002.12.24:12:16 <halfdead> Bulba r0x
2002.12.24:12:17 <Bulba> me? neah
2002.12.24:12:17 <Bulba> i'm just a regular guy, with regular job ;)
2002.12.24:12:18 <halfdead> okay, but u got love and respect from a scene whore like myself
2002.12.24:12:22 <ducer> scene whore, buahahah

2002.12.24:17:05 <tombin> yo, thats halfdead. the non-bbs guy.
2002.12.24:17:05 <halfdead> exactly
2002.12.24:17:05 <halfdead> but, heh.. 'yo, thats halfdead. the scene whore guy.' would've been a more accurate description
2002.12.24:17:06 <halfdead> i'm the ultimate scene whore

2002.12.17:13:15 <halfdead> <- scene whore
2003.01.18:17:16 <halfdead> <- scene whore
2003.01.21:18:44 <halfdead> <- scene whore

2003.01.21:18:15 <+halfdead> nils: am i a scene whore?
2003.01.21:18:15 <nils> heh, sure!
2003.01.21:18:17 <+halfdead> i have TESO private code
...
2003.01.21:18:22 <halfdead> I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS :(
2003.01.21:18:22 <halfdead> WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAS TO DISLIKE ME?

2003.01.21:18:50 <r> i was in jail
2003.01.21:18:50 <halfdead> and now you come here and call me a scene whore
2003.01.21:18:51 <r> morgan told me
2003.01.21:18:51 <r> to call you a scene whore
2003.01.21:18:51 <halfdead> MOTHER FUCKIN MORGAN

2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> | halfdead (halfdead@199.173.12.66) (unknown)
2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> ircname : scenewhore
2004.03.18:20:19 <@strJ> | channels : @#phrack


2004.04.27:07:51 <drain> finally obtained the status of whore?
2004.04.27:23:25 <@halfdead> drain: shut up, filthy scene whore

2004.04.27:23:38 <@filth_> go write a backdoor faggot
2004.04.27:23:38 <lkm> filth_: you gotta become scenewhore like halfdead

2004.04.30:01:19 <@halfdead> yes, i was born a scene whore

halfdead by halfdead June 12, 2004