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hairy dick 

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy
Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.
hairy dick by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

Hairy Dick 

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick 

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

Dick and Hairy 

Dude and chick are driving in car and cut you with and you're saying "Oh Dick and Hairy"
Dick and Hairy by Bold and Beautiful November 14, 2011

Hair Dick 

When a woman has her hair in a high, tall bun which resembles a dick
Hair Dick by Gladdymum September 27, 2018