hairy johnson

The hairy johnson is when a man shaves all his pubes off and puts it on his penis. A girl will then suck the said penis, and pubic hair that is on the penis. This is called a Hairy Johnson. Because his dick is hairy as fuck.

"Aight girl we gonna do the Hairy Johnson now". Female - "But why?" Male - "Bitch you said you wanted me to shave my googus, so why not do this."

by Jdot2daP February 4, 2009

Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

harry Johnson

A amazing Developer who creates the most amazing apps and is really changing

Did you see that app

Yeah Harry Johnson made it

Yeah it's pretty amazing

by Chris Tsavdaridis May 30, 2013

Harry Johnson

Huge shlong, they always have a shlong above 17 meters

Harry Johnson has a huge shlong

by Videos.com April 16, 2022

Harry Johnson

A short godlike human being who is often bullied by his friends for his height (5’3”). He is not worshipped but everybody knows that he is a god and will fuck anybody he wants.

“Oh my god, it’s Harry Johnson! I hope he fucks me next!”

by Videos.com April 16, 2022

harry devon johnson

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.

The old legal name of the author pen name regardless devon victory,of the published book reading virginity 1.1.
harry devon johnson=

by regardless devon victory March 24, 2010

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011