hair scare 

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

hair scare by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare 

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

hair scare by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hair em scare em 

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue

Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.

hair em scare em by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007

hairscape 

Synonym for “hair doo”, but cooler.

Root word: landscape. An expanse of scenery of a particular type; hence "hairscape".

“Hey, nice hairscape! When did you have it done?”

hairscape by Emily RugBurn August 30, 2005

haircarecharli 

a very talented editor who makes the best edits and is unproblematic and sweet!💕

“who is haircarecharli” my favorite and best editor in the world

haircarecharli by <3……. March 15, 2022

haircarecharli 

The best editor to ever exist. Very nice and hardworking i love her so much. She is my favorite editor!

“who is @haircarecharli?” the best and my favorite editor!

haircarecharli by <3……. March 15, 2022