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hair scare 

A bad haircut.
You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.
hair scare by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

hair em scare em 

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
hair em scare em by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007

hairscape 

Synonym for “hair doo”, but cooler.

Root word: landscape. An expanse of scenery of a particular type; hence "hairscape".
“Hey, nice hairscape! When did you have it done?”
hairscape by Emily RugBurn August 30, 2005

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haircarecharli 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026