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Gandalf Grey Balls 

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
Gandalf Grey Balls by Chicoguy December 5, 2012

greyballing 

Derived from Uber Project to Avoid and Deceive, when someone is avoiding your or being deceiving to avoid you
C'mon man stop greyballing me, I know you are home! Answer me!
greyballing by TheGrandOMaster March 4, 2017