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Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.
Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.
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nature's grenade 

when a tree randomly explodes
when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.
nature's grenade by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Montezuma’s Grenade 

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.
I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade 

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”
Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

Hobo's Hand Grenade 

The action in which someone shit's in a crisp packet and throws it at their enemies. Preferably done by hobo's.
"Duck and cover! Eddie nit just shit in a crisp packet. There's a hobo's hand grenade incoming!"

St. Patty's Day Grenade 

When you throw a McDonald's Shamrock Shake into a large crowd of people on St. Patty's day, resulting in a large crowd looking like it has been covered in a green semen. What might happen if a leprechaun skeets on 5th avenue in Manhattan.
1:"Watch this."
(throws shamrock shake into crowd)
2:"Oh my God. It looks like a leprechaun skeeted on them"
1:"That would be a St. Patty's Day Grenade."

Grenade Syndrome 

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
Grenade Syndrome by Ro-Em June 24, 2016